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« on: February 18, 2008, 11:21:19 pm »
So me, out of boredom, opens up MSN and clicks on Lannas name. We talk for a good while then I think, "talking is for pussies." I promptly click the fancy video call button, and I ask lanna if she has a mic. She types back no. I hear her coughing on the other end...then she says "HOW". I tell her to say something...


Long story short, Lanna didn't know she had a mic until talking to me.
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

[span style="color:#48D1CC"]I WILL NOT REMOVE THIS UNTIL KENNY DECLARES DEFEAT[/span] 8-2-07

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 11:22:03 pm »
Then you cybered?
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 11:23:33 pm »
lol!!!

What a surprise...
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 11:24:24 pm »
She has a cupcake as her avatar, yet she's the muffin man? HAU!?!?!
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 11:25:22 pm »
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She has a cupcake as her avatar, yet she's the muffin man? HAU!?!?!
Because it's a muffin avatar.
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 11:25:57 pm »
BLASPHEMY
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 11:29:35 pm »
No lie.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 11:32:28 pm »
She has a mic built into her neck that can broadcast to any receiver device in the world.

I think we installed that during the third tune-up, in Decem-

I, uh, I mean, Lanna's a cyborg? Nope! It's weird that you just, um, found your mic and it was surprising and all.
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 11:34:38 pm »
Does she have a nice voice?
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2008, 11:49:51 pm »
She sounds like a mouse trapped in a garbage disposal.

Yeah, RoboFlasko Corporation kinda screwed up on that part.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 12:51:24 am »
lol... Flask...
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 01:52:06 am »
But you didn't hear that from me. There is no such corporation, and she is no cyborg.

Forget what you saw here.
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 03:45:51 am »
*forgetting everything*
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