Why mixing pot and alcohol is bad.

[Pterrydactyl]

SO.

I'm currently staying at my parents house while I find a new place to live.

What happens?

Our pothead neighbor is going through my dads truck (all he would have found was trash), but it freaks my mom out, so she watchs him.  Then, he goes towards our front door and tries to open it.  She calls me down and I come toward her.  She then called "Someone is trying to break in".

I moved down the stairs (lights were off), and over to the door, the next time i heard it rattle, I quickly undid the dead-bolt and rushed out to see someone wearing a black hoodie with the hood up.

I grabbed him and smashed him into the side of my house (breaking my moms like, 25 year old wodden bench), then knocked him to the ground and put him into the rear-naked choke (a hold I leaned in the army).


Well, I called "call the police", and they went to do it.  I asked who he was and he said "carl".

I said... "like... Next-door carl?"

and he said "Yea man" (I pulled his hoodie down and recogized him.

I could smell the alcohol and I could tell that he was high as well.  He said he had been hanging out in our driveway.  I told him to go back home and he left.

Last I checked outside, he was wandering around in his year with his car door open and the parking lights flashing -_-'


Anyway.

TIP:

DO NOT TRY TO FUCKING ROB MY HOUSE.

ANOTHER TIP: Make sure your not alone when your drunk and high at the same time.  It could result in SERIOUS injury inflicted by your neighbor who looks for any possible reason to chase down and eliminate people.

[Adolf Von Sippycup]

Eh... I got bored of trying...

[Ganon5]

Haha nice work

[Flask]

I want you on my team.

Always.

For anything.

[1ofkind]

LOL

That poor fucking dope.

An actual attempted home invasion on the other hand may have not seen such a favorable outcome. Usually a locked door just serves as a time buffer. I'm really happy I bought a shotgun for what happened to me in two occasions, and in one case the quick outcome from the sound of a quick pump of the action while it wasn't really loaded saved my ass from confronting an intruder face to face.

[KingRanter]

TIP:

DO NOT TRY TO FUCKING ROB MY HOUSE.

I was gonna try that in the next week but this topic scared me out of it

[Mr_Cynic]

You have a bad habit of owning people in the face.

[zblewski]

I have a 4-iron in my room for this exact purpose.

[DrunkWino]

I have a 4-iron in my room for this exact purpose.

I've got a shotgun for that exact purpose.

[KingRanter]

I have a 4-iron in my room for this exact purpose.

I've got a shotgun for that exact purpose.

I have an RPG for that exact purpose.

[Pterrydactyl]

The thing is, if it was a home invasion, having surprise on my side was the best advantage I could get.

I don't have "fast" access to a gun, and having Hand-to-hand combat training, getting close to them is the best thing I could do.

[Preventer Wind]

I would give them a hug and say its OK god loves you.  


















then shank them in the back

[Fake from State Jarm]

I have a 4-iron in my room for this exact purpose.

I've got a shotgun for that exact purpose.

I have an RPG for that exact purpose.

all those things are fun but nothing beats watching a pack of horny rape hounds get to know an unwelcome guest. 'sorry they haven't had their walk today, i guess they thought your face looked like a bitch's butt. also might want to put some shout on those stains and let them soak in the washer overnight, if you walk by here still smelling like dog piss they might get a little rowdy.'

srsly though you should have called the cops on that guy for being such an idiotic douche. if you can't handle your substances you should be treated like any other criminal

[Pterrydactyl]

Nothing compares to actually taking down the guy trying to get in, putting him into the rear-naked choke, and starting an interrogation.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

This topic didn't explain why mixing pot and alcohol was bad.

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[Fake from State Jarm]

it makes you have huge dark craps

[Pterrydactyl]

This topic didn't explain why mixing pot and alcohol was bad.

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Because you try to rob my house and get beaten down?

[DrunkWino]

That sounds like a challenge.

/Kenny? I'll drive you up there if I get to film what happens.

[Vector]

SO.

my house (breaking my moms like, 25 year old wodden bench), then knocked him to the ground and put him into the rear-naked choke (a hold I leaned in the army).
how do you do this hold?

how do you do this hold?

Well, I called "call the police", and they went to do it.  I asked who he was and he said "carl".

I said... "like... Next-door carl?"

and he said "Yea man" (I pulled his hoodie down and recogized him.

I could smell the alcohol and I could tell that he was high as well.  He said he had been hanging out in our driveway.  I told him to go back home and he left.

Last I checked outside, he was wandering around in his year with his car door open and the parking lights flashing -_-'

rob his house while he is busy?

ANOTHER TIP: Make sure your not alone when your drunk and high at the same time.  It could result in SERIOUS injury inflicted by your neighbor who looks for any possible reason to chase down and eliminate people.

tell that to my brother
*gets long metal poll out*

The thing is, if it was a home invasion, having surprise on my side was the best advantage I could get.

I don't have "fast" access to a gun, and having Hand-to-hand combat training, getting close to them is the best thing I could do.

this is true
when i come up behind you and smash your spine in your gun will not help you

[Pterrydactyl]

The "rear naked choke" hold is done by the following:


1. stand behind your opponent, or somehow get them to face away from you.

2. Place your right arm across their throat under their chin and grasp your left shoulderblade.

3. Place your left forearm on the back of their head with your left hand near their right ear.


Doing this, by applying the slightest pressure, you can cut off their air supply and blood to their head, which can result in unconciousness within seconds.


NOTE:  If you hold for too long, you ***WILL*** kill them.


At least, thats how I can remember.  It's hard to describe how to do something you learn by watching...  I might be able to find a video one day...