What was the last movie you watched?

[C-zom]

AND HOW MUCH DID YOU ENJOY IT? AND EXPLAIN IT IN ALL CAPS. YOU MUST OBEY.

TO START, LAST MOVIE I WATCHED WAS NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. IT WAS AWESOME/10

[Elijah S Konderwink]

The explicit depiction of sexual subject matter with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer with the female who bore you presenting herself.

Quite spiffing!

[dester55]

so....your saying the last movie you watched was a porno???

EDIT: last movie i watched was all 3 LOTR movies extended/uncut whatever they are....

[Mr_Cynic]

The female who bore you presenting herself?  Something about your mother?  And porn?
I LAST SAW FOUR CHRISTMASES.  IT WAS OK; STUPID HUMOR BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAY.  WHY DO I HAVE TO REVIEW IT IN ALL CAPS?

[evil greg guy]

FOUR CHRISTMASES, AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT BETTER THEN MR.CYNIC, AS THAT IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION FOR IT.

[KingRanter]

I SAW BOLT, IT WASN'T BAD FOR BEING A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BUT IT WAS VERY PREDICTABLE.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I RENTED DEADSPACE: DOWNFALL OR W?E THE ANIMATED PREQUEL IS TO THE GAME

IT WERE GOOD THEY COULD HAVE MADE A MOVIE OUT OF IT< I MEAN THE LEADUP AND THE SCREENPLAY WAS BETTER THAN A LOT OF MOVIES< BUT IM SURE THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE A REAL MOVIE OUT OF IT THEYD HAVE TO MURDER THE QUALITY SOMEHOW< REALLY I THINK THE MOVIE INDUSTRY HAS IT IN FOR THE GAMING INDUSTRY WITH ALL THESE SHIT GAME RELATED MOVIES

ONLY THING WAS I WOULD HAVE DONE THE ZOMBIES DIFFERENTLY IN TERMS OF HOW THEY CHANGED BUT YOU KNOW I AM REALLY REALLY PICKY ABOUT ZOMBIES AND ALIENS AND SHIT> STILL gRADE A IF YOU DONT MIND ANIMATION> OH AND THE SHIP WAS PRETTY REALISTIC TOO ALTHOUGH THIS GRAVITY TUG TECHNOLOGY I DONT GET

[Mr_Cynic]

I SAW BOLT, IT WASN'T BAD FOR BEING A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BUT IT WAS VERY PREDICTABLE.

YOU JUST LOST YOUR ALREADY HALF-GONE MAN-CARD KTHXBAI

[KingRanter]

I SAW BOLT, IT WASN'T BAD FOR BEING A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BUT IT WAS VERY PREDICTABLE.

YOU JUST LOST YOUR ALREADY HALF-GONE MAN-CARD KTHXBAI

I HAD A DATE, AND SHE WAS LIKE LETS GO SEE BOLT AND I WAS LIKE WUT K WHATEVER AND THEN I WENT

[dester55]

I SAW BOLT, IT WASN'T BAD FOR BEING A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BUT IT WAS VERY PREDICTABLE.

YOU JUST LOST YOUR ALREADY HALF-GONE MAN-CARD KTHXBAI

I HAD A DATE, AND SHE WAS LIKE LETS GO SEE BOLT AND I WAS LIKE WUT K WHATEVER AND THEN I WENT

YOU GET SOME PUSSY???

[KingRanter]

NO >_>

[Crunka]

I WATCHED QUANTUM OF SOLACE AND IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. I'D RATE IT 8.5/10. IT DOESN'T FEEL THAT MUCH LIKE A BOND FLICK (NO GADGETS/SUBTLETY/COOL VILLAIN) HOWEVER, DANIEL CRAIG KNOWS HOW TO FUCK BITCHES UP.

[jmm]

E-Three:  The Extra Testicle

[Dontasemebro]

E-Three:  The Extra Testicle

PERMABANNED FOR NOT USING CAPITAL LETTERS

[Untelligent]

Ach, aber dein Großbuchstaben sind dumm, herr Scheißkopf.

Jedenfalls, der letzten Film Ich hat gesehen war "Hellboy 2." Es war ein anständig Film, aber die drittel Hellboy Film werden Scheiß, Ich bin sicher.

[Mr_Cynic]

NO >_>

THEN IT WAS INEXCUSABLE.  PUT YOUR BITCH IN LINE.  DON'T SEE KIDDY-MOVIES.

[KingRanter]

NO >_>

THEN IT WAS INEXCUSABLE.  PUT YOUR BITCH IN LINE.  DON'T SEE KIDDY-MOVIES.

KAY, WHATS A GOOD ACTION MOVIE YOU MIGHT SUGGEST?

[C-zom]

so....your saying the last movie you watched was a porno???

EDIT: last movie i watched was all 3 LOTR movies extended/uncut whatever they are....

WEIRD. I DID THIS A COUPLE DAYS AGO, BEFORE WATCHING NO COUNTRY. HOLY FUCKING HELL ARE THOSE MOVIES LONG RIGHT? RETURN OF THE KING NEVER FUCKING ENDS

[C-zom]

NO >_>

WHAT THE HELL THEN WHY DID YOU GO? STOP IT RIGHT NOW, IF YOU START LETTING HER DRAG YOU AROUND THIS EARLY YOU'LL BE THE ONE MAKING THE SANDWICHES

[Mr_Cynic]

QUANTUM OF SOLACE.  TRANSPORTER 3.  ANYTHING BUT FUCKING DISNEY.  RENT SOMETHING GOOD AND JUST WATCH IT AT YOUR HOUSE.  ADDED BONUS OF THE LAST ONE: START MAKING OUT WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU FEEL LIKE IT.