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« on: July 26, 2007, 05:26:46 pm »
I was at McDonalds and saw that I could get 6,9,or 12 pice mcnuggets so I asked for 1\2 dozen

The teen at the counter said "We do not have a half dozen. We only have 6,9,or 12"
     Me "so I can get 6 but not a half dozen?....."
   Teen "Thats right ."    so I shook my head and got 6



Then I went to The Wal-Mart the person behind me put the "dividers" up as to not mix our stuff .
When the casher got to it she looked it over to find a bar code to scan it. Not finding one she asked me the price of it,
so I say to her that I have changed my mind and did not want it any more.

And last:

Monday my place of employment got a new secretary. The printer was out of paper she asked me where to get more at,
so I told her to get some from the copier at the host desk. SHE MADE 15 BLANK COPIES!

WES ALL GONA DIE
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2007, 05:55:51 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 06:14:24 pm »
wow....CANADA FTW
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2007, 06:37:35 pm »
No, you know what's really going to doom the U.S.? Your grammar.
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2007, 07:54:33 pm »
gave me lulz, cause i work at mcdonalds, and i can think of a few people stupid enough to do that
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 07:57:41 pm »
hahahaha what kind of cashier doesnt know what the divider thing is for?
15 blank copies... sigh

we are doomed.
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 07:59:50 pm »
LMAO...... Thems some stupid people!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2007, 09:17:48 pm »
Quote from: Reoga
I was @ mcDonalds and saw that i could get 6,9,or 12 pice mcnuggets so I asked for 1\2 dozen

the teen at the counter said "We do not have a half dozen. We only have 6,9,or 12"
     me "so I can get 6 but not a half dozen?....."
   Teen "Thats right ."    so I shook my head and got 6



Then I went to The wal-mart the person be hind me put the "dividers" up as to not mix our stuff .
when the caher got to it she looked it over to find a bar code to scan it. Not finding one she asked me the price of it
so I sayes to her  That I have changed my mind and did not want it any more

And last

monday my place of enployment got a new secretary. the peinter was uot of papper she asked me where to get moreat
so I tolled her to get some from the copyer at the host desk SHE MADE 15 BLANK COPYS

WES ALL GONA DIE


What the hell did you just say?
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2007, 09:24:52 pm »
some mod,
please put my eye bleeding thing in his sig so that everyone is warned

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 09:37:30 pm »
i can only hope that your incorrect spelling of "grammar" was meant to be sarcastic.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 09:56:21 pm »
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some mod,
please put my eye bleeding thing in his sig so that everyone is warned

[IMG*]http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w257/vectorawards/reoga.jpg[/IMG*]just take the *s out to make it work

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 09:57:51 pm »
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I was @ mcDonalds and saw that i could get 6,9,or 12 pice mcnuggets so I asked for 1\2 dozen

the teen at the counter said "We do not have a half dozen. We only have 6,9,or 12"
     me "so I can get 6 but not a half dozen?....."
   Teen "Thats right ."    so I shook my head and got 6



Then I went to The wal-mart the person be hind me put the "dividers" up as to not mix our stuff .
when the caher got to it she looked it over to find a bar code to scan it. Not finding one she asked me the price of it
so I sayes to her  That I have changed my mind and did not want it any more

And last

monday my place of enployment got a new secretary. the peinter was uot of papper she asked me where to get moreat
so I tolled her to get some from the copyer at the host desk SHE MADE 15 BLANK COPYS

WES ALL GONA DIE

I chuckled, but it really was an effort to read that last tale.

I can understand if you're stoned or something, but...
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2007, 10:35:34 pm »
Hahaha, I love anecdotes like these.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2007, 10:59:33 pm »
ya that last story WAS rough. That dozen thing made me chuckle. What a retard
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2007, 11:06:34 pm »
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i can only hope that your incorrect spelling of "grammar" was meant to be sarcastic.

I didn't spell it wrong.
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2007, 04:05:25 pm »
It's just fucking pathetic to change the subject, and bombard someone over fucking letters.
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2007, 11:49:06 pm »
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i can only hope that your incorrect spelling of "grammar" was meant to be sarcastic.

I didn't spell it wrong.

no, i meant vector.
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2007, 09:15:22 am »
wow...that is pretty bad...

Made me lol though, so it's all good.
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2007, 03:42:52 pm »
It is from George Bush being president
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2007, 09:02:45 pm »
lol that's pretty funny but hey there are some amazingly dumb people whatr u gunna do?
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