Author Topic: Greatest Website EVER (Read 4493 times)

David Belle · « **on:** September 08, 2009, 04:59:53 pm »

http://omegle.com/

Apparently it sets you up so you may talk to strangers. Here is an example:

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: what's up

Stranger: nothing you?

You: I AM NEW TO THIS THING IT SEEMS COOL

Stranger: so am i

Stranger: people cyber alot on here

You: my pants are off right now

Stranger: are mine

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: so are mine*

You: I'm a giant fucking gila monster from the swamps of Iceland

Stranger: ..?

You: My lizard tongue flicks out at you in order to try to smell you better

You: My eyes dart casually from side to side

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Untelligent · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:29:10 pm »

Hehe, reminds me of the bloodninja convos.

I've been hearing about Omegle on the other RI for months now, but I never bothered finding out what it was.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2009, 06:43:37 pm »

finally, another gila monster. thank you internet for making love possible.

Andronica · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:19:32 pm »

Most amazing site ever.

I got married to another stranger there a couple days ago...

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:24:13 pm »

You cheating little ...

Flask · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:50:27 pm »

Quote

You: And then.
Stranger: ?
You: I was walking towards a man, and the man was me.
You: You mind if I ask you something kinda personal, Davie?
You: Why do we dream?

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You: And then.
You: I was walking towards a light, and the light was my heart.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Suddenly.
You: I was walking towards a shadow, and the shadow was the suffering of our race.
You: And I fell into the sky.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: heyy.
You: I heard the bells of the fathers and the mothers, the architects of our condition, ringing out. And I dreamt of a sea above the sky, where time concerned only the woken mind. And I held my lantern away from me, towards the far beyond, towards the shores of another monument, towards what may come.
You: And I dreamt.
Stranger: uh. did u write this?
You: Yes.
Stranger: thats soo good!
You: I appreciate it.
Stranger: i LOVE it.
You: Too bad the gila monster just showed up.
You: I was starting to think we had escaped.
You: o bai

Flask · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:07:54 pm »

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Stranger: Hello im Tom from sweden
You: Hello Tom.
You: Picture this, okay?
Stranger: maybe
You: There are lots of people in the world.
Stranger: yea
You: Think of how many people dream a night.
Stranger: mm
You: Now think about all of the dreams floating around in the minds of the men and women and children of the planet Earth.
You: All of the fantasies and nightmares and clouds and dangers.
You: And think about what would happen if we built a gigantic laser cannon that harnessed the power of all of those dreams, and then shot the moon and blew it up, sending the Earth into chaos.
Stranger: rm ok
You: You and me, Tom, let's built this thing.
You: Although I don't know how.
Stranger: to be fair earth is allready in chaos and we should try and fix it not send it to hell
You: Good point.
You: Okay.
You: New plan.
Stranger: have fun planing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Leo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:13:58 pm »

Oh, burn.

Flask · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:29:09 pm »

I feel really sad now, because I lied about everything in this convo except maybe wanting to visit.

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Stranger: hello
You: Wonderful to meet you.
Stranger: hehe Nice 2 meet you too
Stranger: how r u?
You: I am superb.
Stranger: you sound so optimistic! hehe, that`s nice
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Yeah, it's the right attitude to have.
Stranger: yep
You: I'm from South Barduke.
You: I just went biking and I feel great.
Stranger: South barduke... where on earth is this? hehe
You: It's a fairly small town in New Hampshire, US of A.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that sounds great!
Stranger: i live a little farther
Stranger: in Spain
Stranger: hehe
You: oh, lovely.
Stranger: well... It's lovely but it's too hot in summer!
You: Aha, yeah, it's not too bad here, usually.
Stranger: you're lucky
You: Spain is one of the worldly locations that I would like to visit someday.
Stranger: you have to
Stranger: There are plenty of things to do
Stranger: hehe
You: I'm sure.
Stranger: I'm not from spain but i live here since 2001
Stranger: and I love this country! hehe
You: Well, the stories I've heard from people who have visited there are pretty darn good.
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: the only problem is what i was saying
You: The heat in the summer, yeah.
Stranger: at this mmoment is 4.16 am (we don't sleep so much as you can see) and it's about 75º ... but in august or july temperatures at night were about 85º or so
You: I've visited some parts of New Mexico that have some of the same temperatures. It's a dry heat, though. Spain, to me, feels like a place where it would be humid.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: soo humid that you are sweating all day
You: Oh jeez.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: But winter is lovely
Stranger: hehe
You: I've grown accustomed to the slightly coller weather here, and I enjoy the snow that we get.
You: cooler*
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i love snow... but the nearest place with snow is about 4 hours in car
You: Aha.
You: Well, I feel that it gives the entire area a feeling of solace, of being alone but not lonely. The way the moonlight reflects the subdued colors of the icy landscape really captures your awareness.
Stranger: heheeh
Stranger: that's true
You: Actually, I have to be getting offline now, but you seem like a very nice person and I'm glad I talked to you.
Stranger: So as you
You: Maybe one day I'll get to Spain.
You: No.
You: I will.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you have to!
You: I do have to!
Stranger: hehe
You: ^_^
Stranger: remember that spain is different!
You: Indeed.
You: Well, goodbye for now.
Stranger: goodbye
You have disconnected.

Leo · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:34:02 pm »

Dude! That was a prime opportunity to get a number and some prime not-Spanish-but-lives-in-Spain-so-it's-still-good ass!!!

Flask · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:37:00 pm »

Quote from: Leo

Dude! That was a prime opportunity to get a number and some prime not-Spanish-but-lives-in-Spain-so-it's-still-good ass!!!

We stuck-up Fake New Hampshirites don't get numbers. We get even.

Jac · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2009, 12:08:54 am »

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: suddenly......
You: a Rancor busts into the room!!
You: What do you do?
You: You have only secounds
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats a rancor?
You: OH MY GOD YOUR GONNA.....wait, did you just ask what a Rancor is?
You: WHY DO YOU EVEN OWN THE INTERNET?!?
You have disconnected.

Well that was fun....

Flask · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2009, 02:59:32 am »

Quote from: Jac

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You: You have only secounds

What are you, European?

triviuum · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2009, 03:28:43 am »

omg ive been on this site for hours its so fun

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #14 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:54:28 am »

I had a bunch of logs last night but evidently since I put them in the browser they are gone forever now.

Jenne · « **Reply #15 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:03:37 am »

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Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: f.m?
You: do you like donkeys
Stranger: i love them
You: want to see a donkey show
Stranger: na
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #16 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:06:20 am »

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Stranger: hey
You: could you be the one?
You: I'm looking for love
Stranger: m o r f
You: you may be a stranger but we're no strangers to love
You: I am female
Stranger: i am male
You: want to see my tits?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeahh
You have disconnected.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:13:29 am »

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You: I'm a man
Stranger: f
You: well hi thar
Stranger: hi
You: want to pretend to be spiders
You: and have spider sex
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:15:46 am »

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You: hello
You: do you like breasts
Stranger: hm
Stranger: some kinds
You: what kinds
Stranger: mostly female ones
You: mostly?
Stranger: well all the time apart from my own man ones
You: you want a father figure in the bedroom?
You: someone to hold and feel safe with
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:19:33 am »

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: I'm taylor swift
You: I'm collecting anonymous survey info on how fans like my music
You: have you seen me in concert?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı am ricky martin
You: really? wow
You: I used to be ricky martin
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: ı really eicky martin
You: awesome, I trust you, here's my address
You: are you ready?
Stranger: yea
You: why dont you get a pen and paper and then have a seat right over there
Stranger: you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha wtf at the end he just says 'you are' and leaves

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