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Offline FlameAce

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« Reply #100 on: December 29, 2009, 03:39:40 pm »
You get a muddy football.

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« Reply #101 on: December 30, 2009, 09:32:55 am »
You get 1 free mail order bride

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« Reply #102 on: January 01, 2010, 12:49:16 am »
*gets a sidekick w/ a british accent*

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« Reply #103 on: January 01, 2010, 02:03:16 am »
Gets a stiff tongue in the bung hole

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« Reply #104 on: February 10, 2010, 09:40:29 am »
Gets a piece of old paper, that lets him rule Europe, S. America, and the big island in the South.

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« Reply #105 on: February 10, 2010, 10:23:47 am »
Gets every disease known to man, monkeys, and dogs.

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« Reply #106 on: February 11, 2010, 04:03:55 am »
*gets his coin back
(fail)

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« Reply #107 on: February 11, 2010, 09:41:54 am »
The vending machine blows up.

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« Reply #108 on: February 11, 2010, 11:51:13 am »
You get poked in a place where the sun don't shine by a "stick".

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« Reply #109 on: February 12, 2010, 02:50:44 am »
fizzable

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« Reply #110 on: February 16, 2010, 02:42:14 pm »
you get a new sig

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #111 on: March 05, 2010, 01:22:12 pm »
*Gets an instant replay of you inserting your coin*

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #112 on: April 20, 2010, 08:49:08 pm »
You get a 500lb napalm incendiary bomb dropped on you! :o


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« Reply #113 on: April 21, 2010, 04:57:43 am »
You get a postcard from some stranger in jail.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #114 on: April 21, 2010, 10:25:38 am »
You get hugged by 300 cactaurs. ow....


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #115 on: April 21, 2010, 11:22:27 am »
You get dropped off on the ice covered land mass around the south pole - aka (antarctica),
 and all you are wearing is a full length fur coat a top hat, ice skates and a whistle. :'(


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #116 on: April 23, 2010, 05:16:05 am »
You get mugged by Rorick, and he takes all your coins.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #117 on: April 23, 2010, 06:30:14 am »
You get mugged by Maguga and me and we take all your coins.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #118 on: April 23, 2010, 09:52:23 am »
Nothing happens, the machine must be broken.
It gives its coins to Echorion. =P

*fixes machine with the money from the machine*


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #119 on: April 23, 2010, 10:21:04 am »
turns out that when you had the machine fixed they wired it wrong and it electrocutes you! >:(



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