The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Echorion]

Granted, but you get your ass kicked by the opposing nation.

I wish I would get some monetary aid because my warchest is at like 40 K...

[Baltus]

Granted, but then you get nuked. You lose everything, including the money.

I wish that the next person would not post in this thread. O_o

[Viper6525D]

Wish denied b/c C-Zom's a newb!

I wish I can truly express the anger Im feeling against my computer.

[Echorion]

Granted, you break it, now you can't access CN anymore.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish

[Baltus]

Granted, because in Soviet Russia the wish corrupts you!

I wish for pie.

[Rorick]

Granted, but it turns to cake, for cake is a lie.

I wish my hound dog didn't decide to bark at every little thing.

[king maguga]

Granted, now your dog decides to bite you every time instead of barking.


   I wish everyone owned their own 10 acres of land anywhere in the world they wanted.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then we realize we ONLY get 10 acres of land, and then all go mad for power and everyone in the world goes mad for war to obtain more land, then we all get nukes and we nuke the entire world.

I wish gangs made a wish and it came true.

[Echorion]

Granted, you buy a ticket to a concert by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, but when you get there, you find out it was canceled.

I wish that I would have an IQ of 6969.

[king maguga]

Granted, but it turns out that it's an IQ of minus -6969, and you no longer know what an IQ is.  



                   I wish I had chauffeur and  a brand knew limousine to drive me anywhere I wanted to go at anytime
                   for free.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but your chauffeur is me...nuff said.

I wish I drove the limo off a 10 story cliff, but I tuck and roll out at the last minute and dont fall off.

[Rorick]

granted, but the cliff crumbles beneath you and you fall ten stories down a vertical cliff face to your doom.


I wish my air force wasn't shit.

[king maguga]

first LOL!
Then granted, but after your successful tuck and role maneuver you stand up dust yourself off and say "my God that was close"! then you realize you've split the seat of your pants, and as you try to scurry out of sight a large truck with no brakes comes careening around the corner and hits you dead on. And you and the truck go over the ten story cliff and explode in a giant fire ball! The truck miraculously lives, but as fate would have it you die.



     I wish I  knew what came first the chicken or the egg!?!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now I have to kill you b/c you now kno too much!

...the answer btw is the chicken...and its been proven already...time to die!

I wish I had some fried chicken.

[Rorick]

granted, but it turns out to be laced with salmonella due to poor preparation and you're sick with food poisoning for the next three weeks.

I wish my air force didn't suck. XP

[king maguga]

Granted, you have the best air force known to man....but your nation has run out of fuel so all your planes are grounded and the worse nation known to man with the worse air force ever does a bombing raid on your entire air force and they are all deystroyed on the ground.



                    I wish I had a flying saucer with a european sounding siren on it!--wee oooh!  wee oooh! wee oooh!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but I steal it and disable the siren.

I wish for more TOOL newbs to destroy.

[king maguga]

Granted, but when you take them prisoner they eat all your ice cream.


   I wish the tech farm would start up again.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but you're not involved in anymore tech deals ever again.

I wish for bad-ass artistic skills.

[itida]

granted, now all you can draw is a bad ass

i wish i could eat all the cake i want and not get fat