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« on: August 18, 2007, 10:18:01 pm »
I'm becoming a Jesuit.  Seriously.
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Well, might as well start reading up on philosophy and theology.
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 10:18:34 pm »
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"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 10:19:41 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 10:20:30 pm »
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 10:21:40 pm »
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I'm becoming a Jesuit.  Seriously.
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Well, might as well start reading up on philosophy and theology.

Funny, I said the same thing before I got laid.

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 10:22:28 pm »
why would you even say that? Thats just weird....
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 10:22:30 pm »
My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 10:22:56 pm »
age?
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 10:24:05 pm »
Fuck off.  >_>  Sorry, terrible mood right now
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 10:24:47 pm »
Why, you're not gay, are you?  That would make your chances pretty slim I suppose...

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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2007, 10:25:03 pm »
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why would you even say that? Thats just weird....

For me I felt that if I couldn't get laid by then that God was calling me to do something else.

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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2007, 10:25:28 pm »
seriously though, if youre like, fucken, 15, which i seem to remember you saying before, dont fucken worry about it.
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 10:26:45 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 10:26:52 pm »
No, I'm definitely not gay.  But for me it's pretty much the same thing as shadow; believe it or not, I'm a very religious guy.  As for age...  let's just say it's a long time to 30.
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2007, 10:28:21 pm »
15 is the new 18, which is the new 30

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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2007, 10:28:25 pm »
yeap, youre 15. Dont worry about it. Im only 16, but dont worry dude.
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2007, 10:29:12 pm »
Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.

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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2007, 10:30:45 pm »
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15 is the new 18, which is the new 30

But I'm 18... Which means I'm 30! I've just lost 12 years!

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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2007, 10:33:09 pm »
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Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.

Which is a sure sign you've never met me.
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2007, 10:40:21 pm »
are there any specifics as to WHY you wont get a girlfriend?
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