So I'm trying to make a mutated ant, and I have hit dead end after dead end...
First off, its fall...its frickin hard as hell to find ants around in Minnesota in the middle of fall. I had to dig a damn hole in someones yard to get the bastards. I was chased out of a few yard late at night while digging, but I finally came across some ants. The bastards built their nest in the corner of a gutter.
The nest looked a lot like paper, the ants were a lot bigger then expected, and the bit like crazy. I knew some ants could fly, but I never heard of an entire colony of ants that could fly. Also never heard of any black and yellow ants, but meh!
Anyway...
So I tried knocking them out with gas so I could sew a few together, but that didnt work so well. needles and ants dont mix, they just tend to kill them.
Next up I tried radioactive waste. Well, the closest I had to radioactive waste was some white crusty stuff coming off of the battery of of an old radio I found. I put a few of the black and yellow flying ants in a container with this crusty stuff, and nothing happened.
So now im onto plan C, radioactivity! I figure the microwave should be good for this, but I dont know how long to put them in. So help me out RIA. How long do I put these flying black and yellow ants in the microwave? That and if it fails, what else is there to try?