can someone link me to my jeff goldblum avatar

[Fake from State Jarm]

I was going to say there probably aren't enough will smith gifs to make that viable, but then I found out I was wrong

[Buck Turgidson]

Hey Hyperonic. Say something in Goldblum.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

im um uh gay im uh gay and uh

[Buck Turgidson]

That's uncanny.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even really do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

[Buck Turgidson]

That's really not that hard to imagine.

I am actually the last surviving Tyrannosaurus Rex, writing to you from 64.99 million years ago (from your perspective). I am sexually attracted to a species that doesn't exist yet in my time, and have labored for years after the sky rock killed off my species and anything remotely similar to it to create a time portal. Unfortunately, I can only send text through it, and I had to also learn how to write a language that doesn't exist yet in my time. I am terribly lonely, and the closest I get to being turned on is to cave drawings by my own hand (no pun) of this magnificently sexy species that does not exist yet. It is like you getting turned on by drawings of aliens which you have not met yet (but that, ironically, I have).

That said, perhaps my burden is somewhat lighter, since all I want to do is ejaculate on its ovum (assuming that it produces eggs), and saunter off into the burning jungle for a nap. Maybe I could use this portal as a sort of temporal glory hole and one of you humans could just 'present'. That would really make my day.

[Buck Turgidson]

Also, typing is a bitch.

[Leo]

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even really do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

I miss the Kenny who would come up with new material. Not this has-been playing up old jokes, waiting out the days until he's the forgotten man of this alliance.

[Buck Turgidson]

I found him:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Uje5mAk