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« Reply #240 on: October 23, 2007, 03:32:13 pm »
PICS. NAO. or your wife doesn't exist.
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« Reply #241 on: October 26, 2007, 10:47:50 am »
You're all so bloody young.

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« Reply #242 on: October 26, 2007, 11:23:55 am »
Erictheholeking, that depends on the woman though.
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« Reply #243 on: October 26, 2007, 04:35:45 pm »
erictheholeking is like 30 me thinks



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« Reply #244 on: November 01, 2007, 03:24:45 am »
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« Reply #245 on: November 01, 2007, 03:30:47 am »
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Erictheholeking, that depends on the woman though.
since you are a female, i guess you could be correct , if you marry a nimpho ,  your lucky in my opinion!!
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« Reply #246 on: November 01, 2007, 07:40:07 am »
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If you find someone to marry you are lucky ^^ Nympho or not (while it is a bonus, we do have women on here, and I am sure they have attractive qualities not related to being a nypho ).

Meh I find I am attracted to shy girls and myself being shy around girls (well, ones I fancy, I am pretty sociable otherwise) because of low opinions of myself no relationships have a chance to form... Last one was like 7 years ago and that really doesn't count as I was like 12 xD

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« Reply #247 on: November 09, 2007, 12:26:06 pm »
Well being of the age that I am...I am in a relationship, and have also had several other ones. Current one has been on the go for 7 years.
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« Reply #248 on: November 09, 2007, 12:32:38 pm »
<am/was in relationships

a good way to get a girl's attention is to make eye contact a few times and then ignore her almost completely until she is practically begging. this isn't necessary if they already like you.


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« Reply #249 on: November 10, 2007, 05:34:19 pm »
was in one, but now very much single
 
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« Reply #250 on: November 10, 2007, 05:56:09 pm »
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The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good. Just live life, get good at being alone. And when you're perfectly fine with being alone, you'll magically end up with a girlfriend.

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This post (even though really old compared to this one) speaks major truth (atleast for my life). The minute I stopped looking for someone I find someone who is interested in the same things I am . She's awesome.  She's a lot different from the girls around here and she likes to play -some- games
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« Reply #251 on: November 14, 2007, 07:00:35 pm »
Well guys(and gals  ) I have a new experience for you. Of course, it always involves the same girl, who we'll call girl 1, and some random girl, who we'll call girl 2 today. Both are fairly good looking, and I have no pics... so don't ask. Also, they're friends so they were probably joking around with some parts of this.

Okay, today was club day for us, and they were taking pictures of the club members. The majority of my Spanish class is part of the Spanish club so we all went down for our picture. We all crowd on these little stand things and I hang out with a couple of my friends so we decide to stand in the back row. We're standing there and both girls walk up to us. Girl 1 pushes one of my friends out of the way so she could stand on my right side. The other girl then makes my other friend move over so she can stand on my left. Of course, the photographer seemed high and was moving everyone around. He moved the girl on my left away, but I was kept near Girl 1 who kept telling me how she was wishing he wouldn't move her. So we're done with pictures. That stuff is all over, I thought, but I was way wrong.

As we're walking out of the auditorium(where they took the pics) Girl 1 grabs my arm and wraps her around it. Keep cool, I thought, so I just kept on walking with her. Then when we're in the lobby, the other girl grabs my other arm. Of course, the first girl tells her to get off. I say that I'm just standing here so don't ask me anything. The first girl tells me that I should tell the other one to get off if she tries again, but I insist that I'm just there walking. My friends were behind me so when I did finally get away, I walked back a little and hung out with them.

It helps to be the only one who knows Spanish already in the class too as people always need help. That and my new line is that when someone near me says it's hot, I ask if they need me to leave in order for it to cool down.
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« Reply #252 on: November 18, 2007, 04:18:49 pm »
Lies. All lies. Unless you got some insane amount of luck, I don't believe it.

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« Reply #253 on: November 18, 2007, 04:23:17 pm »
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was in one, but now very much single

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« Reply #254 on: November 19, 2007, 03:52:59 pm »
is being married count as a relationship? because if so then im in one now, unless for it to count you have to um... have "RELATIONS" them um no0 I'm not...


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« Reply #255 on: November 20, 2007, 04:39:09 pm »
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Lies. All lies. Unless you got some insane amount of luck, I don't believe it.

Don't be hatin'.

Also, being married does not count as a relationship, so get in one now.
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« Reply #256 on: November 20, 2007, 04:54:26 pm »
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« Reply #257 on: November 20, 2007, 05:26:23 pm »
She be rollin'...

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« Reply #258 on: November 21, 2007, 04:37:48 pm »
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« Reply #259 on: November 23, 2007, 11:14:58 am »
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Also, being married does not count as a relationship, so get in one now.



Hmmm...  do you have anything to back that up?  Not that I doubt you, just that if I try to use that excuse with my wife I might need a better argument.        
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