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Offline Commisar Gaunt

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« on: September 19, 2007, 11:32:43 pm »
Yeah... she had a few too many at a birthday party in a dorm room downstairs, and she stumbled in and immediately started to make out with me, and wanted me to "throw it in" her.




Yeah, I won't go into the rest of the details, but it was pretty hilarious when my roommate walked in and I yelled rape.  It was crazy... she ended up walking out in the hallway with no shirt on looking for drunk chicks to make out with my roommate, who promised that I would have sex with her if she found one.


Yeah, I coralled her and put a shirt on her, and now she's sleeping.  Sucks to be her, since its 12:32 now, and she has an 8:20 class~!
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 01:27:10 am »
lol, whore
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 01:34:46 am »
Everyone's a whore when there's alcohol around
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 03:23:15 am »
I'm tempted to edit this topic without removing anything.

Just..edit...in...something...else. >_>
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 06:15:38 am »
DO EET VINTUS.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 03:17:31 pm »
wow, the world is certainly odd. if she found another drunk girl, then you could have a threesome involving 2 girls instead of 2 guys. much more fun.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 05:35:58 pm »
>_>

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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 05:36:22 pm »
I'm tempted to claim that you made that up as that is incredibly awesome.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 05:48:23 pm »
Haha, it's not as awesome as it sounds.  I mean, I'm not about to take advantage of a drunk girl but...



It's now an epic story to be told I suppose.



I think the best part was when I had to help take her to the bathroom and the RA passed us... she said "oh shit, the fuzz!" and collapsed on the floor.


Or maybe when she fell down in the middle of the room and my roommate and I tag teamed putting her shirt on.  It was alot tougher than you would think--she kept on claming that the drunk chicks wouldnt go for her if she had a shirt on XD





When she sobered up, the first thing after "How the hell did I get here" was "Why is my bra undone???"
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 07:31:02 pm »
adam ur the fucking man
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 11:03:48 pm »
This topic will never die now, as long as it has a poll on it.  CURSE YOU POLLSTERS!!!
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 11:07:11 pm »
Uh.

PICS NAO.

Seriously, folks. How was this not said already?
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 11:14:23 pm »
Haha, putting pics up might be creepy.
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 03:29:53 pm »
dont care


PICS NAO!
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 05:46:24 pm »
I agree with Vintus. PICS NAO.
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2007, 06:15:50 pm »
PICS NAO.
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2007, 07:23:00 pm »
That's 4 so far
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2007, 07:24:04 pm »
PICS NAO
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2007, 08:49:14 pm »
Moar pics nao!!!11!!1!!!
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2007, 08:52:52 pm »
TITS OR GTFO.


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