Wish Game

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but you outlived everyone you every knew and go mad.

I wish that I lived as long as I wanted to.

[GRX Dragon]

Granted but you lose your individuality.  You are one with the Borg.  You are assimilated.

I was actually hoping to be the borg. TY!

I wish I didn't grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.

Granted, but you're grounded forever to your prehistoric ancestors' lifestyle.

I wish I lived in the dark ages as a cyborg so I could conquer the world and influence everything from then on without ever disturbing my own existence in the future.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but the people don't accept you, killing themselves and effectively ending humanity.

I wish that people would respond to my posts.

[Vector]

granted but you can never get laid

i wish for my gaint cookie to return

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

[d0llface87]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.

[Lamentations]

Granted, but that's because they were painted with your intestines and blood and stuff (which was added to white paint or something... to make it pinker).

I wish I ate god and/or the gods and gained all their powers for myself and used it to kill whoever answers this post.

[d0llface87]

Granted, but the power of so much awesomeness eventually causes you to explode. Also, I haunt you until the day you explode.

Also, ewww!
('bout the intestines and such)


>.<

I wish *Nsync was together again =D

[eliminat]

You forgot to post a wish

[d0llface87]

You forgot to post a wish

Thank you - I'm *such* a ditz. Edited the post above.

[Ganon5]

I wish *Nsync was together again =D

Granted, but their music causes me to commit suicide and my restless soul is doomed to haunt every N Sync fan in the world for eternity... (maybe an exaggeration, I don't hate them that much >_>)

I wish for a pony!

[GRX Dragon]

I wish *Nsync was together again =D

Granted, but their music causes me to commit suicide and my restless soul is doomed to haunt every N Sync fan in the world for eternity... (maybe an exaggeration, I don't hate them that much >_>)

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but your pony begins singing all of your most-hated boy-groupies songs ever to exist and you cannot stop it.

I wish boy groups never existed and only good female singers were actually allowed to sing.

[d0llface87]

Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough  

[Flask]

granted. but it is evil taffy and chokes you

Sorry, but this is kinda lame. No offense.



Granted, but then the average women who are not allowed to sing at all decided to start the largest cat fight ever recorded with the women who can sing. Then, after fighting for years, their "time of the months" eventually "synch up", and what ensues is the largest period ever recorded. They get super moody and moody because of everyone else being moody, so they decide to "be alone". Forever. Unfortunately, with the women off fighting and women no longer interacting with others, no more babies are born, and as the last generation ever created dies off at a normal rate, a single man in his mid-seventies finds and kidnaps a mid-seventies woman from her alone place. He enters Area 51 and is able to steal the only intact alien ship ever discovered, because of more and more people in the security force quitting. Then, he flies the ship to the first ever space station in Earth's orbit, and in the last years of his life fornicates with his woman every day. A new colony is derived, and they eventually return to Earth (All very inbred), and start anew. Merely days later one of the daughters attempts to sing in the shower......and it happens all over again, except because of her being inbred and born with an irritating skin condition, she loses patience quickly and murders her entire family during the night. This young daughter lives out the rest of her life with a very good song stuck in her head, but with no way to sing along. She dies and the human race dies with her.


I wish for the ability to learn anything by simply asking questions in my mind.

[Flask]

Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough  

I like my answer better.

[GRX Dragon]

I like Flask's answer better also, since I love cat-fights.


Ok, I'm granting two wishes at once.

Craig happens to become more interactive but then gets assassinated by a possessed wall. Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

I wish that the sexy women were the only people allowed to walk naked.

[Prince Tomb]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.

my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of  this system: Your soul for all eterinty

[Prince Tomb]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish that I ate all the cookies in the world.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from all the sugary goodness and die o.0

I wish the walls in my bedroom were pink.

my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of  this system: Your soul for all eterinty

[Flask]

Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of  this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

I wish Earth had an infinite lifespan, and was completey steeled against any kind of naturally-occuring planet-killing disasters. (I know what a smart person's corruption would be for this.)

[Lamentations]

An unnatural planet-killing disaster occurs (Death star? no wait, that's unORIGINAL), but it happens to Mars. The fragments of the mars planet from the explosion hit the Earth. Luckily it had an infinite lifespan - Flask, however, does not, and neither does his family (but I survive cos I ate god).

I wish for more beer  Just had the last one (Cascade Premium, for the aussies - what's witht he fruity new labels? :/) Also I wish Flask would stop typing too much for a simple topic but simultaneously not bad me with his Mod powers for saying this, if I am allowed 2 wishes.