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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2008, 01:51:15 am »
how about you do it less often? >_>
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2008, 10:45:25 am »
Now, come on, what is wrong with touching yourself?  Nothing.  If you want to do it, don't stop yourself from it.  Self-control is when you don't fuck a girl because you want to... otherwise, it'd be rape. >_>

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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2008, 12:44:05 pm »
Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2008, 02:22:34 pm »
all i have to say is....

SKEET SKEET SKEET DOWN THE STREET
FAP FAP FAP ACROSS THE MAP
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2008, 02:24:12 pm »
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Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
unused semen gets re-absorbed, so technically it's sorta healthy.
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« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2008, 05:53:41 pm »
Me, Smeeth and my other friend once had a bet too see who could go longest without. We all tied as we all did it one week later between the hours of 7 and 8. It was sorta odd that we all tied...

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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2008, 05:56:59 pm »
lol



           
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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2008, 06:23:04 pm »
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Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
unused semen gets re-absorbed, so technically it's sorta healthy.

>.>

I don't think so... I'm pretty sure it grows stagnant or comes out some other way, like through a damp dream.

Ew...


Still sounds so creepy.
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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2008, 07:10:16 pm »
I just took this class last Thursday, sorry. I'm afraid I was right.
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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2008, 07:42:55 pm »
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I just took this class last Thursday, sorry. I'm afraid I was right.
Re-absorbed into what?
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2008, 07:53:36 pm »
The seminiferous (I suck at spelling bio words) tubules. Those are in the testis.
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2008, 07:58:23 pm »
This was a mildly awkward thread to walk in on.

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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2008, 08:41:02 pm »
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The seminiferous (I suck at spelling bio words) tubules. Those are in the testis.
That reminds me of the fallopian tube... and a funny incident involving it (the word). XD
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2008, 08:45:38 pm »
Lanna, story time!

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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2008, 08:51:46 pm »
When I was a senior in high school, my freshmen friends were taking sex ed.  Later in the bus, one of them was talking about the fallopian tube and called one of the senior friends, "FT," abbreviation for fallopian tube.  Later on that day, I was talking to another friend of mine, and accidently said, "Damn, my friend.  Her fallopian tube is stuck in my head."  The friend was like, "Your friend's fallopian tube... stuck in your head?  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, WOMAN???"

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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2008, 09:46:51 pm »
yes, it's true semen gets reabsorbed, in fact when you come in a woman, her body breaks it down into antidepressants.

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When I was a senior in high school, my freshmen friends were taking sex ed.  Later in the bus, one of them was talking about the fallopian tube and called one of the senior friends, "FP," abbreviation for fallopian tube.  Later on that day, I was talking to another friend of mine, and accidently said, "Damn, my friend.  Her fallopian tube is stuck in my head."  The friend was like, "Your friend's fallopian tube... stuck in your head?  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, WOMAN???"

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