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Fuck my goddamn life
« on: October 05, 2010, 06:36:29 pm »
So you know how you kinda fall asleep in Class? Today in math, I jolted awake to find this on my paper:

f(x) = F(x+h) - buttsecks

Apparently I dozed off and didn't realize wtf I was writing  :facepalm:. Naturally, I blame you people for corrupting me in real life. Probably time to pull a leo and take some time off eh
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 06:43:24 pm »
I hope you handed that answer in.
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 06:44:57 pm »
This made me lol  :awesome:
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 06:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Thunder Strike on October 05, 2010, 06:43:24 pm
I hope you handed that answer in.

It was on my notes. Fucking embarrassing for me though. Don't think anyone saw it.... I pray to GOD no one saw it
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 06:50:35 pm »
Once when I started a new sleep medication, I yelled out "I LOVE ANAL SEX" in front of everyone I knew
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 06:53:20 pm »
Woah
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 09:35:42 pm »
SS <3s buttsecks
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 09:44:41 pm »
Quote from: Myrrh on October 05, 2010, 09:35:42 pm
SS <3s buttsecks

Wait, what the hell are you doing back here?!  :wub:
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 10:48:55 pm »
Quote from: Muji111 on October 05, 2010, 06:50:35 pm
Once when I started a new sleep medication, I yelled out "I LOVE ANAL SEX" in front of everyone I knew
Lay off the drugs, man.
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 07:39:20 am »
Once when i was little, i got naked in front of all the rest of the 2nd grade...and the teacher hid her eyes.
I was embarrassed until everyone said, HOLY COW! HE'S HUUUGE!


See i can haz pathetic little imaginingshahazhs too!























Actually, they said Humongous, not huge...
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 02:40:59 pm »
Quote from: Gangs on October 06, 2010, 07:39:20 am
Once when i was little, i got naked in front of all the rest of the 2nd grade...and the teacher hid her eyes.
I was embarrassed until everyone said, HOLY COW! HE'S HUUUGE!
See i can haz pathetic little imaginingshahazhs too!
Actually, they said Humongous, not huge...

That's like when I was born. Roughly translated, what was said was

"Look at the hands!!!"
"Look at the feet!!!"
"Look at the length of him!!!"

In that order. I'm not even kidding... But I think they were talking about my height not my... length

Edit; Because my penis is very very small :smugbert:
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 02:51:45 pm »
When I went to school, I used to sleep in class and have dreams of working on whatever paper I was sleeping on at the time.

I'd wake up and be pretty disappointed that my dream wasn't real.
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 03:50:14 pm »
Quote from: Abe Simpson on October 06, 2010, 02:51:45 pm
When I went to school, I used to sleep in class and have dreams of working on whatever paper I was sleeping on at the time.

I'd wake up and be pretty disappointed that my dream wasn't real.
I wish my dreams were as exciting as yours
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 04:43:32 pm »
Quote from: Zitan XLII on October 06, 2010, 03:50:14 pm
Quote from: Abe Simpson on October 06, 2010, 02:51:45 pm
When I went to school, I used to sleep in class and have dreams of working on whatever paper I was sleeping on at the time.

I'd wake up and be pretty disappointed that my dream wasn't real.
I wish my dreams were as exciting as yours
I sense sarcasm. I had some pretty exciting dreams. Ones about spaceships and superheroes. Then I had those nightmares about cooties, girls, and ShadowSlayer...
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Re: Fuck my goddamn life
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 04:59:32 pm »
I never passed out in Math class. It was either English, American Govt, or Economics class that would always put me to sleep.

Once, when I was passed out, my friend stamped "FAIL" on my forehead. That was 2nd period, and I didnt find out until 6th. Everyone kept laughing and I didnt kno why, even my Econ teacher. Ironically, I found out after I asked him to put it on my forehead just for the lulz.

I remember my AP Physics teacher telling me it suited me, damn him. lol
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