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Offline 1ofkind

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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2007, 12:39:02 pm »
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Yeah... she had a few too many at a birthday party in a dorm room downstairs, and she stumbled in and immediately started to make out with me, and wanted me to "throw it in" her.




Yeah, I won't go into the rest of the details, but it was pretty hilarious when my roommate walked in and I yelled rape.  It was crazy... she ended up walking out in the hallway with no shirt on looking for drunk chicks to make out with my roommate, who promised that I would have sex with her if she found one.


Yeah, I coralled her and put a shirt on her, and now she's sleeping.  Sucks to be her, since its 12:32 now, and she has an 8:20 class~!
Actually I wouldn't, because she's going to want you to take it in the ass eventually, and bIs by far have more STIs than any other groupie. She's going around, and it's guna come around.
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2007, 09:48:46 am »
PICS NAO
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2007, 04:28:58 pm »
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Uh.

PICS NAO.

Seriously, folks. How was this not said already?


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PICS NAO!


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I agree with Vintus. PICS NAO.


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PICS NAO.


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Moar pics nao!!!11!!1!!!


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TITS OR GTFO.


ALSO COCKS.


EXCEPT NOT COCKS.


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PICS NAO

All of the above.
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2007, 08:57:50 pm »
Haha, I just noticed you guys changed the poll options.
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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2007, 05:56:54 pm »
That would be me.
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« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2007, 04:13:36 pm »
An old friend of mine, back in the genmay days, said some wise things on a topic such as this. Although I'm sure I'll screw it up I think I'll try to recall what he said. It was simple, but true. Powerful, yet meek. His words floated out like ghosts in that movie ghost. He said:


TITS OR GTFO
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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2007, 05:30:55 pm »
LOL!!!  I think I should take covert pictures and post.  Then YOU can be the judge.
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« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2007, 08:45:19 pm »
agreed.
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